8:30 NBC THE OFFICE
When management threatens to close down the branch, the gang imagines a better life. (Right... as if!)
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
Seth and Ryan road trip it down to Mexico! (Maybe I'll see them at a donkey show?)
9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Besides chasing humans across the galaxy, maybe the Cylons could choose another hobby? Like pottery?
Midnight SPIKE MXC
Season Premiere! Don't miss this hee-larious parody of competitive Japanese TV shows!
8:00 FOX COPS
It's a special "Florida Heat" episode, where Broward County cops wear fishnet underpants. (So cooling!)
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Bart and Homer get tricked into enlisting in the Army (with a little help from special guest voice, Kiefer Sutherland).
10:00 VH1 CELEBRITY PARANORMAL PROJECT
D-list celebs get the poop scared out of them while exploring America's most haunted mansions!
9:00 NBC HEROES
With a nuclear bomb ready to explode in NYC, the heroes come together to make shit happen!
10:00 NBC STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP
The gang hotfoots it to Nevada when a cast member is arrested for... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
9:00 ABC BARBARA WALTERS: 30 MISTAKES IN 30 YEARS
10:00 CBS 3 LBS.
Debut! Stanley "The Devil Wears Prada" Tucci stars as a House-like brain surgeon—which means he's a dick.
8:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS
Season Finale! Please, god! Let Mario López rip a big hole in his ass!
9:00 ABC DAY BREAK
Debut! Taye Diggs is an accused murderer in this remake of Groundhog Day—that isn't funny. And has nothing to do with Bill Murray.