THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 9

8:30 NBC THE OFFICE

When management threatens to close down the branch, the gang imagines a better life. (Right... as if!)

9:00 FOX THE O.C.

Seth and Ryan road trip it down to Mexico! (Maybe I'll see them at a donkey show?)

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 10

9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Besides chasing humans across the galaxy, maybe the Cylons could choose another hobby? Like pottery?

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 11

Midnight SPIKE MXC

Season Premiere! Don't miss this hee-larious parody of competitive Japanese TV shows!

8:00 FOX COPS

It's a special "Florida Heat" episode, where Broward County cops wear fishnet underpants. (So cooling!)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12

8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS

Bart and Homer get tricked into enlisting in the Army (with a little help from special guest voice, Kiefer Sutherland).

10:00 VH1 CELEBRITY PARANORMAL PROJECT

D-list celebs get the poop scared out of them while exploring America's most haunted mansions!

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13

9:00 NBC HEROES

With a nuclear bomb ready to explode in NYC, the heroes come together to make shit happen!

10:00 NBC STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP

The gang hotfoots it to Nevada when a cast member is arrested for... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14

9:00 ABC BARBARA WALTERS: 30 MISTAKES IN 30 YEARS

Only 30?

10:00 CBS 3 LBS.

Debut! Stanley "The Devil Wears Prada" Tucci stars as a House-like brain surgeon—which means he's a dick.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15

8:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS

Season Finale! Please, god! Let Mario López rip a big hole in his ass!

9:00 ABC DAY BREAK

Debut! Taye Diggs is an accused murderer in this remake of Groundhog Day—that isn't funny. And has nothing to do with Bill Murray.