9:00 CW SUPERNATURAL
Season premiere! Good news and bad news: Dean is free from hell, but now he's trapped in a coffin. D'oh!
10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
Season premiere! Dee and Charlie reduce their monthly grocery bills by becoming cannibals.
11:00 HBO REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER
With the campaign in full swing, now's the time to watch this hilarious and smart political snark fest.
9:00 BBCA PRIMEVEL
Season premiere! A raptor is totally putting a damper on a shopping center's Memorial Day sale.
5:00 G4 SPACEBALLS: THE ANIMATED SERIES
Debut! Mel Brooks' parody of Star Wars gets the cartoon treatment.
10:00 AMC MAD MEN
Pete jumps on an unexpected opportunity at the office, and expectedly falls on his face.
8:30 CBS HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
Season premiere! Barney finally experiences an emotion that some lesser beings sometimes describe as "love."
9:00 NBC HEROES
Season premiere! Sylar declares war on the Company; the Company revokes his 401K.
9:30 CBS WORST WEEK
Debut! A British remake about a schlub who ruins every attempt to impress his girlfriend's parents.
9:00 CBS THE MENTALIST
Debut! A fake psychic helps the police but is constantly hampered by the STOOPID name of his show.
9:00 FOX FRINGE
A load of bus commuters are mysteriously fossilized, which means you better take your bike.
8:30 CBS GARY UNMARRIED
Season premiere! Funny guy Jay Mohr stars in this almost funny sitcom about a serial monogamist.
9:00 BRAVO PROJECT RUNWAY
Rapper LL Cool Jay drops in to teach the honkies how to design for black people.