8:00 NBC THE OFFICE
In this hour-long episode, Michael blows his stack when there are two competing Christmas parties.
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
Yay! It's the annual Chrismukkah episode—this time starring Taylor Townsend! Santa, you answered my prayers!
9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
In the last new episode before January, the Galactica gang goes mano y mano with those stinking Cylons!
8:00 CBS ELF—Movie
(2003) Will Ferrell stars as a gigantic elf in this funny holiday flick.
8:00 NBC IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE—Movie
(1946) Jimmy Stewart suffers from wild hallucinations after accidentally ingesting some "Zuzu Petals." That shit is hardcore.
8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: COOK ISLANDS
Season Finale! The winner of the Cook Islands edition is announced (finally, we'll see which ethnicity is the best)!
10:00 VH1 CELEBRITY PARANORMAL PROJECT
Evander Holyfield, Julio Iglesias Jr., and Wee-Man from Jackass go ghost-bustin'!
8:00 BRAVO INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO
Host James Lipton kisses the ass of comedian Eddie Murphy.
9:00 NBC IDENTITY
Debut! A new game show hosted by magician Penn Jillette. This is where we say, "O, how the mighty have fallen!"
8:00 FOX HOUSE
Dr. House gets shot by a disgruntled patient; no one in the world is surprised.
9:30 TVLAND WHAT'S HAPPENING!
In this classic episode, Raj, Rerun, and Doo-wayne are scolded for scalping tickets by honky guest stars, the Doobie Brothers!
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Check out the British version of this hilariously hokey show. It's FIERCE, luv!