THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
As the only person to wear a Halloween costume to work at corporate headquarters, Pam feels a little... awwwwwkward!
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
Season premiere! Liz decides to adopt a baby with absolutely no help from evaluator Megan Mullally.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31
7:00 SCIFI GHOST HUNTERS
It's the ghostiest Halloween yet for the hunters who go on a seven-hour search for goblins... LIVE ON TV. (No pressure.)
8:00 CBS GHOST WHISPERER
Meanwhile, a ghost gets super annoyed with Melinda, begging her to "please... speak... UP!!"
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Ben Affleck hosts, with special guest David Cook (and maybe super special guest Barack Obama?).
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
The 19th annual "Treehouse of Horrors" features parodies of Charlie Brown, the Transformers and Mad Men? Woot!
11:00 HBO ENTOURAGE
Vince almost poops his high-priced panties after meeting actor Jason Patric.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 3
10:00 BRAVO FIRST CLASS ALL THE WAY
Debut! High-class concierge Sara Duffy tries (in vain) to please her super picky fancy-pants clients.
10:00 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'S PRESIDENTIAL BASH
New clips combine with old as the SNL cast skewers politicos from then and now.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 4
8:00 ALL NETS ELECTION NIGHT COVERAGE
For the love of god... EVERYONE STAY CALM.
10:00 COM STEWART/COLBERT ELECTION COVERAGE
I'm serious. We don't want anyone to get hurt. DO NOT PANIC.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 5
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
During a critique, one of the models screams at the judges. Oh, hell to the NO!
10:00 BRAVO TOP DESIGN
Season finale! The final designers have to design a house... from top to bottom?! Run away! It's not worth it!