THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

As the only person to wear a Halloween costume to work at corporate headquarters, Pam feels a little... awwwwwkward!

9:30 NBC 30 ROCK

Season premiere! Liz decides to adopt a baby with absolutely no help from evaluator Megan Mullally.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31

7:00 SCIFI GHOST HUNTERS

It's the ghostiest Halloween yet for the hunters who go on a seven-hour search for goblins... LIVE ON TV. (No pressure.)

8:00 CBS GHOST WHISPERER

Meanwhile, a ghost gets super annoyed with Melinda, begging her to "please... speak... UP!!"

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Ben Affleck hosts, with special guest David Cook (and maybe super special guest Barack Obama?).

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2

8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS

The 19th annual "Treehouse of Horrors" features parodies of Charlie Brown, the Transformers and Mad Men? Woot!

11:00 HBO ENTOURAGE

Vince almost poops his high-priced panties after meeting actor Jason Patric.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 3

10:00 BRAVO FIRST CLASS ALL THE WAY

Debut! High-class concierge Sara Duffy tries (in vain) to please her super picky fancy-pants clients.

10:00 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'S PRESIDENTIAL BASH

New clips combine with old as the SNL cast skewers politicos from then and now.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 4

8:00 ALL NETS ELECTION NIGHT COVERAGE

For the love of god... EVERYONE STAY CALM.

10:00 COM STEWART/COLBERT ELECTION COVERAGE

I'm serious. We don't want anyone to get hurt. DO NOT PANIC.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 5

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

During a critique, one of the models screams at the judges. Oh, hell to the NO!

10:00 BRAVO TOP DESIGN

Season finale! The final designers have to design a house... from top to bottom?! Run away! It's not worth it!