THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 6

9:30 NBC 30 ROCK

Seated next to each other on a plane, annoying Liz nearly gets cracked over the head with Oprah Winfrey's book club.

10:00 MTV 50 CENT: THE MONEY AND THE POWER

Debut! Rapper 50 Cent shows young people how to be successful. Tip #1: Get shot nine times.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7

8:00 CW EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS

Tonya begins wearing a bra to school to attract attention, which actually really worked great for me.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 8

9:00 SCIFI YETI—Movie

(2008) An abominable snow monster chases a college football team who crashes in the Himalayas. I got the Yeti by three points.

10:00 FOX MADTV

Host Jeff Probst (Survivor) changes things slightly by voting unfunny cast members off the show.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 9

10:00 HBO ENTOURAGE

Eric freaks after learning he has to work with his arch-nemesis Seth Green.

10:30 HBO SUMMER HEIGHTS HIGH

Debut! Hilarious Aussie Chris Lilley portrays two students and a gay drama teacher in this high school mockumentary.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 10

8:00 CW GOSSIP GIRL

Blair dislikes Eleanor's new boyfriend Wallace Shawn (who I will admit kind of creeps me out, too).

8:00 BRAVO INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO

For their 200th episode, Studio flips the script and lets guest Dave Chappelle interview host James Lipton! Whu-WHA?

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11

8:00 CW 90210

Jealous Naomi ruins Annie's sweet 16 birthday party. Annie responds by ruining Naomi's face.

10:00 SCIFI CHA$E

Debut! Hunters track down human prey on a deserted island and... wait. NO GUNS?? BOOOOOO!!!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Paulina gives the girls tips on how to pose with a dead fish. So many jokes, so little time....

10:00 SCIFI ESTATE OF PANIC

Debut! A new reality show where contestants must navigate a "haunted" mansion. Tonight's challenge: "Don't Trip on the Corpse."