9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Toby returns, and Michael tries to frame him for a culinary explosion in the microwave.
10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
Season finale! Charlie writes a rock opera based on his unlistenable song "Nightman."
9:00 CMT LARRY THE CABLE GUY'S X-MAS EXTRAVAGANZA
He's kind of like "Joe the Plumber"—except even more unintentionally hilarious.
9:00 PBS AUSTIN CITY LIMITS
The hiphoppy Gnarls Barkley perform selections from their 2008 The Odd Couple disc.
10:30 CMT HULK HOGAN'S CELEBRITY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
The celebs are "motivated" by pro wrestler Bill Goldberg. (You get that "motivated" equals "pain," right?)
8:00 FOX 24: REDEMPTION
A two-hour 24 movie in which an Africa-bound Jack battles evil honky Jon Voight!
10:00 COM A COLBERT CHRISTMAS
Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report hosts his own X-mas special! Sigh! He's the right wingiest!
10:00 HBO ENTOURAGE
Season finale! Eric tries to convince Gus Van Sant to give a role to Vince. Umm... Vince is a little on the "old side," don't ya think?
8:00 NBC CHUCK
Chuck battles the "Gravitron"—which I'm pretty sure is one of those "As Seen on TV" products.
8:00 ABC CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING
In this holiday special, Linus explains how the pilgrims gave the Native Americans smallpox.
10:00 FX THE SHIELD
Series finale! In the last episode EVER, Vic and the Strike Team get marked for death by the Armenians!
9:00 NBC ROSIE'S VARIETY SHOW
Rosie O'Donnell returns to TV with this Thanksgiving variety-style show that I'm pretty sure no one asked for.
10:00 BRAVO TOP CHEF