THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 27
9:00 am NBC MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE
Starring Miley Cyrus, David Archuleta, and... is that an inflatable Al Roker?
12:30 CBS NFL FOOTBALL
The Titans take on the Lions as your drunken engorged uncle Woody falls asleep on the couch.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 28
8:00 NBC THE INCREDIBLES—Movie
(2004) A family of washed-up superheroes get their groove back in the best Pixar animated flick ever.
8:00 CW EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS
Julius tries to improve his life... by watching Oprah Winfrey. See? Television works!
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 29
9:00 TBS ELLEN'S EVEN BIGGER REALLY BIG SHOW
Ellen DeGeneres hosts a retro-style variety show featuring magicians, dancing... and I hope, the Brady Kids.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 30
7:30 BBCA BRITZ
A British miniseries about two Muslim siblings who were split apart after 9/11.
10:00 MTV BRITNEY: FOR THE RECORD
Britney Spears on why shaving her head and whacking an SUV with an umbrella wasn't such a great career move.
MONDAY, DECEMBER 1
8:00 BRAVO INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO
Calling all nerds! Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe is interviewed!
8:30 ABC HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
The classic Dr. Seuss cartoon loosely based on the life of Dick Cheney.
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 2
8:00 ABC SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN
Don't miss this repeat of the funnest of all the Rankin/Bass creepy wooden puppet holiday specials!
10:00 MTV PARIS HILTON'S MY NEW BFF
Season finale! After Paris chooses her new best friend, the best friend wisely starts having second thoughts.
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 3
8:00 FOX SECRET MILLIONAIRE
Debut! Actual millionaires disguise themselves as regular shmoes to give away $100,000 to a deserving person that certainly will never be me.
10:00 CBS VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW
