THURSDAY, DECEMBER 11

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

Tensions flare at the staff holiday party when Meredith's hair catches on fire.

10:30 COM THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM

Season finale! To show her support for equal marriage rights, Sarah marries her dog.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 12

9:00 CBS THE FLIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Norm MacDonald voices this new X-mas cartoon about a vertigo-stricken reindeer.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13

8:00 FAM MISER BROTHERS' CHRISTMAS

Debut! To pay for their crimes against humanity, Heat Miser and Snow Miser must fill in for Santa.

8:00 NGC THE WHALE THAT EXPLODED

Might want to bring your raincoat for this one.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 14

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: GABON

Season finale! Just in case you care, and I'm 98 percent certain that you don't.

9:00 SCIFI SHARKS IN VENICE—Movie

(2008) A great white shark menaces the waterways in Venice... but wait! It gets better! Starring STEPHEN BALDWIN! Yessssss!

MONDAY, DECEMBER 15

8:00 ABC I WANT A DOG FOR CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN

Linus and Lucy's little brother Rerun spends X-mas in the doghouse with Snoopy.

10:00 MTV THE HILLS

Season finale! Whitney moves to NYC; Lauren combs her moustache.

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 16

8:00 ABC A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS

Linus tells the story of Baby Jesus—suspiciously leaving out all the witchery.

10:00 NBC MOMMA'S BOYS

Debut! Another reality dating show featuring three men, their moms, 32 contestants, and... zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 17

8:00 NBC MUPPETS CHRISTMAS: LETTERS TO SANTA

Debut! The Muppets deliver lost letters to Santa with a little help from Uma Thurman and (ugh!) Whoopi Goldberg.

9:00 CW STYLISTA

Season finale! The assistant of the fashion magazine's editor is chosen. The prize: a bottle of vodka and an Ambien.