8:00 32 POPULAR
A new male student comes to school with a strange request: He wants to be a pretty, pretty cheerleader!
8:00 49 SCREAM--Movie
Now, here's a really fun horror flick (until you remember it's written by Kevin Williamson, who created Dawson's Creek).
9:00 USA STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY--Movie
(1995) A Saturday Night Live movie that's actually not so shitty. Starring Al Franken!
11:00 TOON JUNE BUGS MARATHON
Eleven straight hours of America's favorite cartoon fag, Bugs Bunny!
8:00 DSC DEFENSIVE END
A nature show about porcupines, skunks, and other animals that shoot stuff out of their ass.
8:00 TNT SIXTEEN CANDLES--Movie
(1984) A true John Hughes classic starring Molly Ringwald, Michael Anthony-Hall and Long Duck Dong! (Gong!!)
9:00 6 54th ANNUAL TONY AWARDS
Broadway celebrates its own with this awards show hosted by Rosie O'Donnell (apparently the only person in the world who still cares about this sort of thing).
9:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC
The true story of just the cutest li'l punk rockers you've ever seen... the Go-Go's!
9:00 49 ALLY McBEAL
After Ally screws a beefcake in the car wash, she gets her skinny ass sued off by the guy's fiancèe!
10:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY
Jerri (the 47-year-old ex-crack whore) gets the ultimate responsibility of taking care of a toddler.
8:00 32 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Buffy's college psychology teacher builds a Frankenstein monster, who turns out to be a hit with the frat boys!
9:30 2 CLERKS
The new animated series based on the movie from director Kevin Smith! This episode: The guys stand around and talk, and nothing much happens.