8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS
Debut! Single mother and daughter turn the world on with their smile in this Northern Exposure-esque comedy.
6:00 CNN VICE-PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
Dick "Big Time!" Cheney takes on Joe "I'm a Jew!" Lieberman in a vice-presidential Texas-style cage match.
8:00 CBS THE FUGITIVE
Debut! Waitasecond... Dr. Richard Kimble didn't kill his wife! He loves his wife!
9:00 MTV FEAR
Six twenty-nothings are tossed into a haunted house and timed to see how long it takes for them to poop their pants.
9:00 WB SHEENA
Debut! Gorgeous blond jungle lady in a loincloth kicks the shit out of poachers (without breaking a nail)!
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
A behind-the-scenes look at the coke-snortin', rip-roaring Brat Pack!
8:00 NBC ED
Debut! Dork gets dumped and buys a bowling alley in yet another Northern Exposure-esque comedy.
8:00 A&E PETER PAN STARRING CATHY RIGBY
Omigod. I've died and gone to heaven.
10:00 WB HYPE
Debut! Yo, man! Like, this is EXTREME sketch comedy, but with, you know, like an EDGE!
10:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY
Hey!!! Comedy Central is trying to cancel our favorite show! Send your flames to firstname.lastname@example.org!
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Xander's body is taken over by someone else, which means hilarity will definitely ensue!
9:00 FOX DARK ANGEL
Max discovers a secret from her past--and a new shop to buy some more SM gear.
8:00 CBS BETTE
Debut! Bette Midler stars in this new show about married life. Okay, everybody! On three: one... two... three... "OH, HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN!"