8:00 CBS SURVIVOR
Hey! Did you hear that the last guy who got kicked off was caught masturbating?? HAW! HAWWWW!
8:00 NBC FRIENDS
Rachel turns 30, which in human years is 210.
8:30 WB POPSTARS
More teenage trauma as the pop star wannabes are forced to perform live at L.A.'s trendy Viper Room.
9:00 FOX WHEN CHEFS ATTACK
Horrifying video clips of restaurant workers hocking up loogies into Cobb salads and dropping dirty Band-Aids into spumoni.
9:00 MTV FEAR
College-age kids get the doo-doo scared out of them at a haunted hospital!
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
How actor Gary Busey whacked his head in a motorcycle accident and woke up a Christian.
8:00 FX THE LOST BOYS--Movie
(1987) Jason Patric and Corey Haim fight off punk vampires in late-'80s SoCal.
9:00 NBC THE TRUMAN SHOW--Movie
(1998) Jim Carrey stars in the ultimate reality show (but it's still no Gonorrhea Peninsula!)
8:00 USA WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW
The fanciest mutts in the world compete for "top dog" status (yeah, but find me one that doesn't eat cat shit).
9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL
Ally spends a romantic Valentine's Day rushing Robert Downey Jr. to the rehab clinic.
8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Buffy rebuffs the lovesick Spike, sending him straight into the waiting arms of... Drusilla??
9:00 WB ANGEL
When zombie cops overrun Los Angeles, Angel smells something--and it ain't bacon!
8:00 FOX BARBRA STREISAND: TIMELESS
Babs kicks the dust off her throat muscles for one "last" three-hour concert.
