8:00 FOX SURPRISE WEDDING 2
Impatient g-friends try to trick their no-good men into marrying them on live television.
8:30 NBC WEAKEST LINK
A celebrity version (of sorts), in which the original cast members of Survivor try to humiliate each other once again.
8:00 BET COOLEY HIGH--Movie
(1975) Urban high schoolers pal around in this precursor to the hit TV sitcom What's Happenin'!
9:00 ABC WINGSPAN
A documentary about the early days of post-Beatles hack Paul McCartney and his not-so-hacky group, Wings.
7:00 AMC MONSTER ON CAMPUS--Movie
(1955) A weird, mutated dragonfly gains the ability to turn a professor into a bigger jerk than he already was.
8:00 UPN THE USUAL SUSPECTS--Movie
A bunch of crooks (including Benicio Del Toro, one of People magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People") get their asses blown off by Keyser Soze.
3:30 VH1 BANDS ON THE RUN MARATHON
Four shitty bands tour the country in an all-out effort to prove who's less shitty!
9:00 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: MOTHER'S DAY SPECIAL
The SNL troop performs skits all about... OH CRAP! I FORGOT TO CALL MY FRICKIN' MOM!
9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL
When Ally's mom pays a visit, Ally struggles to figure out how to tell her that Robert Downey Jr. is in jail.
10:00 COM TV FUNHOUSE
The Anipal puppets visit Tijuana. Look out for the donkey!
8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
When Glory grabs Dawn, Willow hops into Buffy's brain to save her from becoming a veggie. (It's too hard to explain. Just watch it.)
9:00 FOX BOOT CAMP
To win the big cash prize, the final two recruits must undergo 48 hours with their heads shoved in a Porta Potti.
