8:00 NBC FRIENDS
On the eve of their wedding, Monica discovers Chandler has disappeared! (I haven't watched this show in awhile. Which one is Chandler again?)
8:00 FOX AMERICA'S MOST WANTED DNA TESTS
Deadbeat dads get caught with their genes down after DNA tests prove they're the real pops!
8:00 FOX THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY--Movie
(1998) Ben Stiller gets spunk in his hair and his hoo-hoo gets caught in his fly, thanks to Cameron Diaz.
9:00 A&E DEAD RINGERS--Movie
(1988) Jeremy Irons stars as twin brother gynecologists in this OB-GYN creep-out!
8:00 CBS WALKER, TEXAS RANGER
Final Episode! Walker discovers a thief stealing dentures at the nursing home, and breaks a hip while trying to karate-kick him in the shin.
10:00 SCI-FI NAKED LUNCH--Movie
(1991) Typewriters turn into bugs, blobby creatures grow big sex organs, and the characters mainline insecticide in this adaptation of William Burroughs' book.
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Season Finale! Homer and the gang turn into folk legends like Paul Bunyan and Tom Sawyer.
9:00 FOX THE X-FILES
Season Finale! Mulder, Doggett, and Skinner fight over who gets to protect Scully's unborn baby.
9:00 USA OUT OF SIGHT--Movie
(1998) Jennifer "J. Lo" Lopez and George "G. Clo" Clooney star in this smart, sexy crime caper.
8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Season Finale! Buffy must call upon all her ass-whuppin' abilities for the final showdown with Glory!
9:00 FOX DARK ANGEL
Max and Logan bust out of Manticore--and head straight to the wedding chapel (smooch smooch!).
9:00 WB FELICITY
Season Finale! It's graduation day, and absolutely nothing of any interest happens. Have a great summer, kids!