Thursday, January 31

8:00 CBS PRICE IS RIGHT 30TH ANNIVERSARY

Celebrating 30 years of large women without bras being invited to "Come on down!"

9:00 SCI FLASH GORDON--Movie

(1980) Sam J. Jones kicks the crap out of Max von Sydow with musical backup by Queen!


Friday, February 1

8:00 DSC BLUE PLANET: SEAS OF LIFE

Spectacular cinematography makes this documentary about ocean life a lot better than those other boring whale poops you've seen.

9:00 TLC WORLD'S BEST UNDERCOVER STINGS

Catch this special broadcast and never get tricked by the pigs again!


Saturday, February 2

8:00 ABC FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE--Movie

James Bond takes a break from saving the world to bone a Commie.

9:00 FX TOUGHMAN

In this special episode, fat former NFL players beat each other to a pulp to demonstrate how far the mighty have fallen.


Sunday, February 3

3:00 FOX SUPERBOWL XXXVI

Featuring a lot of cool new commercials--and apparently some football, too.

6:00 VH1 A STAR IS BORN--Movie

(1976) And for those people not interested in football--and you know who you are--here's a Barbra Streisand movie!


Monday, February 4

8:00 DSC BURNING BODIES

A documentary about spontaneous human combustion (aka the only thing funnier than a priest sliding down a flight of stairs).


Tuesday, February 5

8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Buffy has double-trouble when Spike suddenly attacks her, and she's accused of murder!

9:00 TNN THE WARRIORS--Movie

(1979) The most accurate portrayal of inner-city gang life since West Side Story.


Wednesday, February 6

9:00 NBC WEST WING

After suffering from a bout of insomnia, Prez Bartlet decides to see a shrink (not unlike Dr. Sydney from M*A*S*H!)