This Week on TV
9:00 NBC WILL & GRACE
Grace is talked into posing for eccentric photographer and celebrity fag hag, Glenn Close.
10:00 NBC E.R.
Carter reads a letter to the staff from the terminally ill Dr. Greene that goes something like this: "Oh, boo-hoo-hooo!! I've got a brain tumor! Oh, boo-hoo-hooo!"
Friday, May 3
8:30 FOX DARK ANGEL
Director James Cameron takes the helm for this episode in which Max opens up a can of whoop-ass on an army of clones!
8:30 AMC THE GOOD SON--Movie
(1993) Macaulay Culkin stars as an angelic looking bastard who terrorizes his cousin (Elijah Wood).
Saturday, May 4
8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
The true story of Pee-wee Herman, from his rise to fame to being arrested for wacking the wee-wee.
8:30 FOX COPS: ANIMALS
A hilarious special edition of Cops, where officers have their asses torn out by ferocious animals.
Sunday, May 5
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Will "Casual Guy" Tippen sticks his big fat nose back into the SD-6 case!
10:30 WB JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENT
Jamie pulls pranks with the help of Olympic hottie Apollo Ohno and Olympic fattie George Wendt.
Monday, May 6
8:00 ABC NOTTING HILL--Movie
(1999) It's Limey-style hilarity when bookshop owner Hugh Grant gets to freak nasty with superstar Julia Roberts.
Tuesday, May 7
8:00 ABC LAVERNE & SHIRLEY: TOGETHER AGAIN
"Together again??" Wait a fawking second! I don't remember asking for this show the first time!!
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
The Scoobies have wildly different reactions after learning about Buffy and Spike's bone-fest.
Wednesday, May 8
9:00 NBC THE WEST WING
The staff wets their britches after they're warned about a possible terrorist attack (remind you of any current administrations you know?).
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