8:00 USA FEAR--Movie(1996)
Marky Mark stars as Reese Witherspoon's krrr-AZY boyfriend (but he does rock her box on a rollercoaster, which is good).
9:30 NBC THE RERUN SHOW
A special showing of The Rerun Show (look for it on Tuesdays) featuring Saved by the Bell!
Friday, August 16
8:00 DSC STICK FIGHTS AND LIP PLATES
A documentary about the traditions of the Surma people of Ethiopia--who, as previously stated, like to fight with sticks, and shove plates into their lips.
9:30 TBS THE BREAKFAST CLUB--Movie(1985)
Molly Ringwald and the gang discover "maybe they're not so different after all." Except for the nerd. Everybody hates nerds.
Saturday, August 17
8:00 TOON HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Burly, mostly naked He-Man kicks the crap out of Skeletor in this rare showing of the first episode ever.
8:00 TBS LA CONFIDENTIAL--Movie(1997)
Kevin Spacey, Guy Pearce, and Russell Crowe star in this adaptation of James Ellroy's novel, which is better than the book. I'm sorry, but that's the way I feel.
Sunday, August 18
8:00 ABC X-GAMES
Dude! Bicycle stuntz! BMX races! Skateboard fakey nose slides! Awesome! Extreme! DUDE!!!
10:30 COM CRANK YANKERS
Fast talkin' comedian Dennis Leary guest-stars and will more than likely make some poor sonofabitch miserable.
Monday, August 19
9:30 HBO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Larry goes psychotic after learning that HBO executive Allan Wasserman stole some shrimp from his Chinese food.
Tuesday, August 20
9:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
Only four contestants left: Sideshow Bob, Whitney Houston, and Texas Kelly are in, which means Punk Rock Girl and Pudding Face better be OUT.
9:00 ABC MONKTony Shalhoub gets obessive-compulsive as a detective sent to solve the case of "The Billionaire Mugger."
Wednesday, August 21
8:00 WB MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER?--Movie(1996)
The winner of the "I Love Television™ Best TV Movie Title Ever" award. Plus it stars Tori Spelling!
