FOX COPS: TOP 15 MOMENTS OF ALL TIME
Five bucks says that at least 13 of the "moments" will include a drunk guy without his shirt on.
WB SURREAL LIFE
Debut! A new reality series where washed-up celebrities who become roommates! FeaturingWebster's Emmanuel Lewis, MC Hammer, Corey Feldman, and Motley Crue's Vince Neil!
Friday, January 10
Van and Deaqon strip down to their juicy bits to investigate a surfer drug-ring! Duuuuude!
CBS QUEENS SUPREME
Debut! Sorry, not a new series about a queer drag club! This one is about Oliver Platt as a judge in Queens County, New York. Boooooooooo!
E! STAR DATES
Tootie (Facts of Life's Kim Fields) goes for some booty in this celebrity dating show.
COM SOUTH PARK
Some episodes need no explanation; like this one entitled, "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe."
Ariana (Faye Dunaway) goes to extreme measures to investigate Jack. (I think somebody has a crush on somebody else!)
WB HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
A gang of high school pals reunite on Maui to resolve past issues. Issue #1: Beat up the nerd!
COM REVENGE OF THE NERDS--Movie
(1984) A nerd getting revenge? I'm sorry... but... the concept is just so laughable!
Nina proves herself to be more slippery than an eel coated in lube when Jack tries to capture her!
FX THE SHIELD
Mackey finds himself on a journey up poop creek when he comes under investigation from two different sources.
NBC THE WEST WING
C.J. attends her 20th high school reunion and is tempted to do the wild thing with her old flame, Matthew Modine!
FOX MAN VS. BEAST
Humans and animals face off in a series of events including "Gore the Matador," "Peck Out the Eyes of Your Enemy," and "Hey, Everybody! I've Got a Gun!"