Thursday, March 27

9:30 WB ON THE SPOT

A half-scripted, half-improvised sitcom with this week's special guests, actor Robert Wagner and Tenacious D!


Friday, March 28

9:00 SCI-FI TREMORS: THE SERIES

Debut! No Kevin Bacon, but any series starring a giant worm eating the townfolk is okay by me!


Saturday, March 29

4:00 FAM GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN--Movie

(1985) A mid-'80s classic starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt as repressed kids who just wanna DANCE!


Sunday, March 30

9:00 ABC ALIAS

Sydney defies her father's instructions in order to rescue Christian Slater. (Personally, I agree with her pop. Emilio Estevez maybe, but Christian Slater? NO WAY!!)


Monday, March 31

9:00 TRAV JIM ROSE TWISTED TOUR

Cameras follow the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow from city to city as they freak out the unsuspecting populace.


Tuesday, April 1

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

Why don't the remaining finalists simply give up and hand the crown to Reuben?


Wednesday, April 2

9:00 NBC WEST WING

The administration poops its starched panties when a problem arises with Air Force One's landing gear.


Thursday, April 3

9:00 NBC WILL & GRACE

Will forms an anti-romance club with Karen and special guest star Gene "Willy Wonka" Wilder!

How about a food/war show called Hungry Like the Wolf Blitzer?steve@thestranger.com