FRIDAY, APRIL 2
8:00 TBS O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?--Movie (2000) George Clooney stars in this Coen Brothers tale of three prison escapees who look for buried treasure and find a career in jug band music.
8:30 MTV BOILING POINTS MARATHON Multiple episodes of paid actors trying to piss people off to the point of getting punched in the puss.
SATURDAY, APRIL 3
8:00 TVLAND GREEN ACRES MARATHON An entire weekend's worth of farrrrrrrrm-livin' with Mr. Haney, Ebb, and Arnold the pig.
9:00 TELE POLICIA CYBORG 3--Pelicula (1995, Espanol) Un cazador en busca de rafacciones para robots, experimenta un encuento con una mujer embarazada!
SUNDAY, APRIL 4
9:00 HBO THE SOPRANOS While Christopher's away on business, Tony and the gang investigate some troubling rumors about the snitchy Adriana.
9:30 FOX ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT George Sr. comes up with a new idea to help him stay out of prison; blackmailing his accountant!
MONDAY, APRIL 5
9:00 NBC AVERAGE JOE: ADAM RETURNS Season Finale! Poor ugly Adam takes the remaining two contestants home to meet his ugly parents. If that doesn't scare the girls off, nothing will!
TUESDAY, APRIL 6
9:00 FOX 24 It's 5:00 am, and Jack says, "Screw this staying up for 24 hours shit. I'm taking a nap."
10:00 FX THE SHIELD Vic and the Strike Team get hot under the collar when new boss Claudette tells them, "If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean."
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 7
8:00 WB SMALLVILLE In this hee-larious repeat, Lex tries to break out of the loony bin.
9:00 FOX THE SWAN The girls compete in a beauty pageant after getting a total head-to-toe makeover. My advice? Look out overhead for teetering buckets of pig's blood.