THURSDAY, MAY 10

8:40 NBC THE OFFICE

When Michael decides to take a job at corporate headquarters, he sets up a series of Survivor-style games to choose his successor!

10:00 ABC TRAVELER

Debut! Two douchebags are suspected of being terrorists after being tricked by their friend. Poor douchebags.

FRIDAY, MAY 11

8:00 CBS GHOST WHISPERER

Season Finale! Melinda steps into a world-ending battle of good vs. evil. Satisfied, Mom?

10:00 VH1 ACCEPTABLE TV

Season Finale! The best of the most hilarious sitcom pilots are chosen; you sit back and laugh.

SATURDAY, MAY 12

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Former SNL star Molly Shannon hosts, along with former band you don't give a crap about, Linkin Park.

SUNDAY, MAY 13

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: FIJI

Season Finale! Here's the three-hour wrap up of another show nobody likes except my mom.

10:30 COM RENO 911!

Season Finale! Officer Dangle agrees to marry his ex-wife's husband. Wait... what?!

MONDAY, MAY 14

9:00 NBC HEROES

In order to beat the poop out of Sylar, Hiro turns to his dad, George Takei!

10:00 CBS CSI: MIAMI

Season Finale! Horatio and the gang are psyched about putting a serial killer behind bars—until the actual serial killer turns up! Oops.

TUESDAY, MAY 15

8:00 CW GILMORE GIRLS

Series Finale! The girls wrap it up with special guest star, CNN's Christiane Amanpour. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

It's down to three finalists—which is to say, "No-neck" and the other two.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 16

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Season Finale! Vote for the commie!

10:00 ABC LOST

Jack dreams up a master plan to do away with the Others— forever! (Cue dramatic music.)