8:40 NBC THE OFFICE
When Michael decides to take a job at corporate headquarters, he sets up a series of Survivor-style games to choose his successor!
10:00 ABC TRAVELER
Debut! Two douchebags are suspected of being terrorists after being tricked by their friend. Poor douchebags.
8:00 CBS GHOST WHISPERER
Season Finale! Melinda steps into a world-ending battle of good vs. evil. Satisfied, Mom?
10:00 VH1 ACCEPTABLE TV
Season Finale! The best of the most hilarious sitcom pilots are chosen; you sit back and laugh.
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Former SNL star Molly Shannon hosts, along with former band you don't give a crap about, Linkin Park.
8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: FIJI
Season Finale! Here's the three-hour wrap up of another show nobody likes except my mom.
10:30 COM RENO 911!
Season Finale! Officer Dangle agrees to marry his ex-wife's husband. Wait... what?!
9:00 NBC HEROES
In order to beat the poop out of Sylar, Hiro turns to his dad, George Takei!
10:00 CBS CSI: MIAMI
Season Finale! Horatio and the gang are psyched about putting a serial killer behind bars—until the actual serial killer turns up! Oops.
8:00 CW GILMORE GIRLS
Series Finale! The girls wrap it up with special guest star, CNN's Christiane Amanpour. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
It's down to three finalists—which is to say, "No-neck" and the other two.
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Season Finale! Vote for the commie!
10:00 ABC LOST
Jack dreams up a master plan to do away with the Others— forever! (Cue dramatic music.)