FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12 8:00 UPN STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE The Enterprise crew chases Dr. Soong (Brent Spiner) across Klingon territory, leaving a big trail of nerd juice. 8:30 WB GROUNDED FOR LIFE Sean and Claudia are forced to take second jobs in order to buy the kids a meth lab for Christmas.
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 13 8:00 ABC HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE--Movie (2001) Due to the Christian Right's recent takeover, this film has been changed to Billy Bible and his Prayer Pals. 8:00 AMC APOCALYPSE NOW--Movie (1979) Due to the Christian Right's recent takeover, this film has been changed to Left Behind III: Hey Gays, We Told You So.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 14 8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS Whoopee! Bart finds Homer's vintage porn stash! 8:30 FOX ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT Gob agrees to be the figurehead of the company and let Michael pull the strings.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15 10:00 CBS CSI: MIAMI The detectives learn "love hurts" when a man is murdered after a night of speed dating.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 16 8:00 FOX THE REBEL BILLIONAIRE Billionaire Richard Branson puts CEO wannabes in increasingly dangerous situations to see who can run a company and eat a rat. 9:00 FOX HOUSE Debut! A new medical drama starring Brit actor Hugh Laurie (Blackadder, Jeeves & Wooster).
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17 8:00 ABC LOST Sayid's life is threatened after discovering the source of the mysterious French transmission--of STDs. 8:00 WB SMALLVILLE After being accused of murder, Clark must establish Lex's innocence. Why does everybody automatically think Lex Luthor is a bad guy?!