This Week on TV
THURSDAY, APRIL 21
8:00 FOX THE O.C. Sandy fights to keep Trey out of the slammer… with a little musical help from Death Cab for Cutie!
9:30 BET BLOWIN' UP: FATTY KOO Debut! A troop of brothers and sisters chillin' in a crib, keepin' it on the REALS, yo, and… oh, who am I fooling? I'm WHITE and I have no idea what this show is about!!
FRIDAY, APRIL 22
6:30 MTV2 WONDER SHOWZEN More subversive puppetry, with children spouting anti-religious propaganda. Don't miss it!
8:00 FOX MAID IN MANHATTAN--Movie (2002) Ralph Fiennes plays a hoity toity who wants to bump the maid's booty (played by J.LO's ass).
SATURDAY, APRIL 23
8:00 CMT POPULARITY CONTEST Debut! Ten people compete to see who can become the most popular person in a small Texas town. (Tell them you're George Bush!)
8:00 WB GO--Movie (1999) A checkout girl (Sarah Polley) goes on the run from some jerky drug dealers!
SUNDAY, APRIL 24
9:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES Don't miss this clip show so you can catch up on what's been boring me to death.
9:00 CBS LOCUSTS--Movie (2005) A TV movie about bioengineered locusts that kill a bunch of b-actors from other failed series.
MONDAY, APRIL 25
9:00 FOX 24 Jack's interrogation techniques are called into question, and then adopted by Bush.
TUESDAY, APRIL 26
9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS Veronica is asked to help a wimpy classmate break up with her trifling boyfriend.
9:30 NBC THE OFFICE When a hot chick visits the office, the men battle for her attention in increasingly humiliating ways.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27
8:00 WB SMALLVILLE Chloe reminds amnesia-stricken Clark how to use his super-powers (and that he normally walks around without a shirt).
8:00 ABC LOST Hey Lost latecomers! Get caught up with this clip show. (Is the polar bear a manifestation of Michael's son's imagination? Discuss.)
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