THURSDAY, JUNE 2

8:00 ABC CHARLIE'S ANGELS--Movie (2000) Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, and Drew Barrymore in a lickety-split remake of the '70s TV classic.

9:00 NBC HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME Debut! Old fogies get one more shot at the big time… humiliation ensues!

FRIDAY, JUNE 3

8:00 FOX THE GLASS HOUSE--Movie (2001) Troubled orphan teen (Leelee Sobieski) is convinced her rotten adoptive parents are trying to snuff her!

10:30 VH1 BSTV Contestants think they're auditioning for the opportunity to electrocute a death row inmate. Where do I sign up?!?

SATURDAY, JUNE 4

9:00 SCIFI CRIMSON FORCE--Movie (2005) Astronauts on Mars get caught up in a civil war between green Martians and less green Martians. Starring C. Thomas Howell!

SUNDAY, JUNE 5

9:00 HBO ENTOURAGE Season Premiere! A gang of New Jersey nobodies makes it big in Hollywood in the second season of this amusing series.

9:30 HBO THE COMEBACK Debut! Lisa "Friends" Kudrow stars in this new and HUMILIATING tale of a former popular actress fighting her way back from has-been-dom.

MONDAY, JUNE 6

8:00 ABC THE SCHOLAR Debut! Brainy high school nerds compete for a college scholarship (the losers get a swirly).

9:00 HBO SIX FEET UNDER Season Premiere! The Fisher funeral home family is back for another dark and hilarious season!

TUESDAY, JUNE 7

9:00 UPN BRITNEY AND KEVIN: CHAOTIC Britney makes the fatal error of falling in love with layabout Kevin in the most uncomfortable reality show of the year!

9:00 CBS FIRE ME… PLEASE Debut! Contestants annoy the shit out of bosses and co-workers in order to get fired by 3pm!

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8

8:00 WB BEAUTY AND THE GEEK The girls work on cars, while the nerds learn to give backrubs. EWWW! Don't touch me, nerd!

9:00 FOX THE INSIDE Debut! A rookie FBI agent gets to track down serial killers in this dark, and ultimately unbelievable new series.