THURSDAY, JULY 12

8:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARL

A funny two-part repeat in which Earl and Randy travel to Mexico to rescue a deported Catalina.

9:00 VH1

WORLD SERIES OF POP CULTURE

Finally, a game show that won't make you want to jab your eyes out with a screwdriver.

FRIDAY, JULY 13

9:00 FOX DRIVE

Series Finale! Your last opportunity to watch poor Nathan Fillion's (Firefly) cross-country car race show.

10:00 USA PSYCH

Season Premiere! If you like your detective shows "whimsical," check out this one about a private eye who pretends he's psychic!

SATURDAY, JULY 14

9:00 SCIFI SUPERGATOR—Movie

(2007) A gigantic super-powered alligator(!) is discovered living in an... active Hawaiian volcano?? This is the most AWESOME plot for a movie EVER!!

SUNDAY, JULY 15

9:00 VH1 ROCK OF LOVE WITH BRET MICHAELS

Debut! The lead singer of Poison must choose between 20 skanks to see which is the perfect skank for him.

10:30 VH1 SCOTT BAIO IS 45... AND SINGLE

Debut! Apparently that thing with Joanie didn't work out after all.

MONDAY, JULY 16

8:00 NBC VICTORIA BECKHAM: COMING TO AMERICA

Debut! Victoria (formerly Posh Spice) and her soccer-playing hubby say "Cheerio" to England, and "What's up, mother-effer" to America.

9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN

The winner of tonight's challenge gets to take their revenge on Chef Ramsay.

TUESDAY, JULY 17

8:00 ABC JUST FOR LAUGHS

Debut! A new show featuring comedy vignettes that are "just for laughs!" Sorry, no kids with leukemia allowed!

10:00 MTV ROOM 401

Debut! Ashton Kutcher's new show that explores the supernatural! (Like how a puss like him landed Demi Moore?)

WEDNESDAY, JULY 18

10:30 MTV JACKASS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

The Jackass gang looks back on their stunts, as their nurses treat their bursitis and feed them Metamucil.