9:00 FOX SKATING WITH CELEBRITIES
Season Finale! Okay, washed-up celebs! This is your final chance to entertain us by busting your head on the ice!
9:30 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael gives Dwight tips on public speaking; butt-clenching embarrassment ensues!
10:00 NBC CONVICTION
Debut! Young hot lawyers get it on in this sexified version of Law & Order.
10:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
The Galactica discovers a habitable planet in part one of the two-part season finale!
9:00 IFC INDEPENDENT SPIRIT AWARDS
The Independent Film Channel presents this film award ceremony hosted by (yay!) Sarah Silverman!
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Calling all nerds! Get a fresh pair of underpants, because Natalie Portman is the host.
5:00 ABC THE ACADEMY AWARDS
Hosted by Jon Stewart. Right, as if you were going to be watching something else!
10:00 ABC MIRACLE WORKERS
Debut! The docs cure a person's blindness. Fine, but who's gonna lance my boil?
10:00 SPIKE PROS VS. JOES
Debut! Couch potatoes take on former sports gods to see who has the bigger beer belly.
9:00 CBS THE UNIT
Debut! Dennis Haysbert (Prez Palmer from 24) stars as the leader of a CIA team who actually helps people.
10:30 MTV 8TH & OCEAN
Debut! A new reality show about hot models sitting around a house, looking hot.
8:00 UPN AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Season Premiere! Tyra is back with a new pack of cat-fightin' bitches! Meee-OW!
10:00 BRAVO PROJECT RUNWAY
Season Finale! Heidi Klum declares a winner and says, "auf wiedersehen" to the losers!