8:30 NBC THE OFFICE
After learning that a new employee is an ex-convict, Michael asks him what "tossing the salad" means.
9:00 NBC SCRUBS
Season Premiere! When JD learns he's going to be a father, he naturally enlists the help of the Blue Man Group.
8:00 CBS ICE WARS: USA VS. THE WORLD
Why can't the world just agree that the United States kicks Iran's ass in figure skating?
9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
An impromptu boxing tournament helps the crew heal the wounds of the past. Yeah... RIGHT. It's clobberin' time!
8:00 DSC DOG SHOW
Which bitch is the best? Find out when 3,000 hounds compete in the AKC/Eukanuba National Championship.
8:00 CBS THE AMAZING RACE
One team takes a break from the race to score some booty. FINALLY!
9:00 VH1 BIG IN 2006 AWARDS
A celebration of the most important events of the year (meaning whenever a celebrity accidentally flashed her vagina).
8:00 FOX BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS
Some of the biggest names in the music industry come together to find out who had the most illegal downloads.
9:00 NBC HEROES
Tragedy befalls Claire's family. ALL RIGHT... who forgot to "save the cheerleader," thereby screwing the world??
9:00 MYNET FASHION HOUSE
Series Finale! All good things must come to an end... and apparently, all bad things, too.
10:00 CBS VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW
Just think of it as CBS' gift to the world. Top THAT, Santa Claus!
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Season Finale! It's down to the final two models (please tell me the twins are finally gone!).
10:30 MTV TWENTYFOURSEVEN
Debut! Seven friends try to make it big in LA in this new show about dreams on the verge of being shattered. Yay!