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Robot Suffrage, Gene Splicing, and Space Car Sexting: The Anti-Progressive Issues You'll Be Voting for in the Future

WHILE YOUNG PROGRESSIVES were drinking heartily from the keg of victory in 2012, conservative old people were quietly weeping into their Metamucil. They wasted tons of money trying to keep obviously moral things (like the government treating gay people like human beings)…

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