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October 29, 2009 Feature » Random Weird Shit

The Mercury's Annual Halloween Dress-Up Issue: Can You Guess Our Costume?

We're the internet. Can't you tell? God.

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Mercury I love you guys and I love big insane ideas but this ruined my lunch break. You effectively took away letters and cartoons? And you left out the best parts of the internet (namely, pictures of nudity and blood)! Cute idea but I AM TEH SAD.

Posted by rocketpunch on October 29, 2009 at 1:38 PM | Report this comment

The last two pictures are giving a 401 error to users outside your building. (You need to change the admin.portlandmercury.com to a www.portlandmercury.com and they'll work.)

Posted by Matthew D on October 29, 2009 at 2:14 PM | Report this comment

Mercury Fail.

Posted by LadyBirdOnBike on October 29, 2009 at 2:41 PM | Report this comment

Great job, really enjoyed not being able to read my favorite sections, the error messages, effectively all of the annoying shit of the internet rolled into one stupid printed issue. Props. Keep up the good work. Fuckers.

Posted by generallydon'tpostcomments on October 29, 2009 at 6:08 PM | Report this comment

Uh-oh, guys! Newspapers have discovered where we've all been hiding for the past 5 years.

Posted by thesaurusrex on October 29, 2009 at 8:51 PM | Report this comment

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