Our greeter asked if we were there to see The Monster Builder or "the other one."

As is my wont i always bludgeon and twerk the names of metroplex blockblusters when i order the ticket at the little window. This is the small blood i take from the system in exchange for its extraction of cash from my wallet and often, the commonsense

I will not be attending The Sonofabitch With The Helmet but if i were...