Bikes Jun 5, 2013 at 4:00 am

An Eerily Accurate Guide to How You'll Ride in Coming Years

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Bikes!! There I beat Blabby to it.
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In Honor of this weekend's World Naked Bike Ride
( -- to the tune of Leroy Anderson's "Sleigh Ride"



Just hear those bike bells jingle-ing
Ring! Ring! Ting-a-ling, too!
Come on it’s lovely weather to be bike riding naked with you!
Outside a crowd is gathering
Friends are calling “Yoo Hoo!”
Come on it’s lovely weather to be bike riding naked with you!

Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Let’s go!
Let’s put on a show!
See everything swaying to and fro
Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Giddy-up! It’s cool!
Just pedaling through
We’re gliding along on the song
Of a throng all biking nude
Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And comfy cozy are we
All huddled up together like
Birds without feathers are we
Let’s take the road before us
And moon a tourist or two
Come on it’s lovely weather to be bike riding naked with you!

There’s an after party on the lawn of Charlie Hales
It’ll be the perfect ending to a perfect day
We’ll being singing the songs we love to sing without a single stitch
While we’re scratching in places with a burning itch
(Scratch Scratch Scritch )

There’s a happy feeling nothing in the world can claim
When they pass around the aloe and the benzocaine
It’ll nearly be like those picture prints from naughty magazines
These wonderful things are the things
That we do when we live our dreams

Just hear those bike bells jingle-ing
Ring! Ring! Ting-a-ling, too!
Come on it’s lovely weather, biking naked together with you!
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oh shit megas? this is like it doesnt' say bikinis/ whoa/ dog, I totally forgot about all that ankle action, the 2 inches of the brake and the centimeter for the gas pedal, praising god for a steering wheel. and bumpin Blue October! if justin and anthony can do it, ANYONE can or should be able to do it!
I'm like all reinvigorated now!

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