No it's not for this! That'd be lame! So lame! Ha! That show's fucking terrible! No way would I want 9900 minutes of that! Even if it only cost a mere 55 cents per episode! No, the $116.99 is for... uh... something really cool and non-embarrassing. Um, a present for you, maybe? Yeah, that's it! A really nice present for you! You're going to love it.

Please drop off cash ASAP at 605 NE 21st Ave, Suite 200, Portland, OR, 97232.