You want old episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Smallville, and Veronica Mars, right? Then hie thee to the new!

And if you need some morally impotent reading for today, I would suggest visiting the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia blog.

Remember Marcel, the contestant from Top Chef who put foam on everything, and had the Wolverine haircut? BUSTED FOR A DUI!

On the new 90210, is Kelly Taylor's kid actually the bastard son of Dylan McKay? Do any of you even have the slightest idea of what I'm talking about??

Reason #4,356 to punch a nerd in the face: Purists are complaining that the font used in Mad Men's closing credits weren't around in 1962. OMIGOD!!!

And finally, if you're looking for the perfect game to entertain your guests at your next party, please follow the advice of the hilarious Tim & Eric, and purchase "It's Not Jackie Chan."