EEEEEEEEK!!! Pizzazz (Portland's Funnest Talent Show) is only three days away! Have you purchased your tickets yet? Better jump on it, bubby -- that is, if you don't want to miss the funnest, strangest night of entertainment you're likely to see all year! Pizzazz has everything: music, comedy, dancing and mildly disturbing sexual stuff. It also sells out almost every year, so get your tickets pronto at the Wonder Ballroom box office, or via Ticketmaster!

OR... there is the possibility you might win TWO FREE TICKETS to Pizzazz, courtesy of your friends at Blogtown! Email me here and write in the subject line, "I Got Pizzazz in My Pants!" and on Thursday, October 16 at 10 am, I'll chose one lucky winner at random.

BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T MISS THE FUNNEST, WILDEST, STICKIEST SHOW OF THE YEAR... PIZZAZZ!