While I am hesitant to say that the new Red Fang video for "Prehistoric Dog" is the single greatest video in the history of ever, but, oh, who am I kidding?

It is.

The Whitey McConnaughy directed clip has everything a great video requires: Metal. Beer. Gratuitous vomiting. And, most importantly, angry nerds with weaponry. Just watch it, you'll understand.

"Hey Gandalf, nice dress."