Special guests (Steve Novick, Sam Adams, hot girls in lingerie), fun games (Bush Pinata, Bush Bitch Box, and "Get Your Picture Taken with Sarah Palin who's Wearing a Strap-On") and Portland's hottest sexiest voters all crammed into Doug Fir, watching the results on three big screens, dancing to the tunes of DJ Gregarious and DJ Flightrisk, celebrating the most inspiring election of our time, getting loaded to the gills, and engaging in dangerous, but fun hook-ups.

That's democracy in action. See you there!