Let's do this thing, people! Help Portland Women's Crisis Line get the money they need to keep helping women in need! YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO BID ON THE GIFTS OF A LIFETIME! Go to the Mercury's Online Charity Auction now!

And don't forget about Marjorie and I assisting with your Clone-a-Willy project! Donate and win big!

Bid… Bid… Bid… Bid… BID!