I found the perfect thing:

You can keep your unnecessarily huge Hershey's chocolate bars and popcorn quads, man. All I want is a classic Chanel purse made out of beef jerky by Nancy Wu. Also available: Louis Vuitton:

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I found the perfect thing:

You can keep your unnecessarily huge Hershey's chocolate bars and popcorn quads, man. All I want is a classic Chanel purse made out of beef jerky by Nancy Wu. Also available: Louis Vuitton:

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