I'm going to assume you all played Katamari Damacy.

Actually, scratch that — I'm going to assume that, like, six of you actually played it, but the rest of you were so inundated by references to the quirky ball-rolling action by those six that you essentially got the gist of the thing anyway.

Good! Now that we're all caught up I can tell you what Keita Takahashi (the guy responsible for Katamari) is up to now.

Roll the clip!

My friends, THAT was Noby Noby Boy. I'd be lying if I said I could describe the gameplay or the plot, but I do know that it's coming to the PlayStation 3 early next year.

Expect endless critical praise, scorn from overly-hormonal teen boys, and smiles of pure joy from girls you might want to kiss.