Hey, I'm Denis Leary, and I have here a list of every film I've ever made from IMDB. I'm agreeing to talk about some shitty films I did just so I can sell my new book, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy, and Stupid.

...Judgment Night. Plot summary is this: Emilio gets paid four million dollars. Everybody else gets paid shit.

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