Happy New Year's Eve! And happy Smoking Ban Eve!

What're you up to tonight? Maybe your New Year's Eve is going to look a little something like this:

Do-si-do! Or maybe it will be a little more like this:

M'mm, m'mm, sexy disembodied legs! Or perhaps it will go a little something like this... (sure hope the wife doesn't find out!)

Oh you seductive temptress—how can I resist?