"Sam was great, I consider him a friend, he's a wonderful guy—did I mention that he kissed me when I was 17? In a bathroom? At city hall? Yeah, he did. But great guy. Love him. Good friend. Totally positive experience for me. Hey, this is my dog, Lolita."
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