Obama delivered another inspiring (hopefully game-changing) speech last night, while the Republicans continued to helplessly flounder.

Obama nominates former Washington state governor Gary Locke to be his commerce secretary—will the third time be the charm?

Veep Joe Biden plan for bankers who waste stimulus funds? Go medieval on their ass!

According to officials, Obama wants to move all troops out of Iraq by August 2010, leaving the former Bush administration in their place. (I wish.)

OctoMom has been offered $1 million to make a porno. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Please suggest the perfect name for this porno in the comments below! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Singer/abuser Chris Brown enrolls in a fucking anger management course! It's about goddamn time, the stinking bastard!! GAAHHHH!!

And finally, Obama is right… there is hope for the youth of today!