In related poultry news...

It's time for Voodoo Doughnut's 6th annual Cockfest! The lovely Darcelle will be judging Portland finest examples of male girth and length at the Northeast location (1501 NE Davis). But peeping is not free, yo! Only 75 tickets will be sold at $25 a pop... but if you measure up, you're looking down the barrel of a $400 prize load.

It's not 'til next week, but the advance notice should give you time to track down that Swedish pump you've had your eye on. Wednesday, March 25 at 11:59 pm. Sorry kids, 21+ only.


Put a leash on that thing!