I live in San Francisco and this means that if I were willing to, oh I don't know, take the BART into Oakland to visit a "doctor" who would nod his head at my "anxiety problems" and write me up a "prescription" for medical marijuana I could then, oh I still don't know, head over to the Lower Haight and visit one of the many dispensaries for a BUSHEL* of pot, pot butter, and more pot and this would all be LEGAL.

I'm just brainstorming here. There are no bad ideas.

HOWEVER, for you people living in states where this scenario is illegal or legal but effing impossible to make happen because of too much red tape, you can watch the new, soon to be debuted, web series The Clinic in order to get your legal weed buying fantasy fix.

The pilot:

The Clinic: Like The Office but with more jokes about snack foods.

*I don't know how much a "bushel" is. Is it metric, you think**?

**1 US bushel = 35.239072 liters

Thank you internet!