In these difficult times, it's necessary for restaurateurs to be nimble and creative. Those who wish to survive the economic downturn will have to know how to draw customers through creative menu items, special promotions, and sheer cunning. To that end, they should look towards Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage for inspiration. Barbecue, fried food, and foot massages—it’s a business model sure to weather the hard times.

Yes, I know it’s not real. But I wish there was a place in town that would fry anything for me. Anything.