And here I thought having a bottle opener attached to my key chain would make me more popular, but Hot Topic has an even better idea: four inch stripper heels with a bottle opener built into them! Just don't wear them if you're not used to walking in high shoes, especially drunk. You'll turn your ankle, young lady.


Only $39.99! A small price to pay for innovative thinking and shoddy craftsmanship!

Word to BuzzFeed.