Ladies, I understand that you are not like men. Sometimes it takes TIME for you to… you know… get your motor running. And, since I'm fairly busy at the moment, I thought that maybe you can get your OWN motor running… with a little help from Fabio.
In the following video from Everything is Terrible, Fabio is a rogueish fancy pirate who hates women—no, he LOVES women! But what he really loves is a woman who loves her meat. Eat it, lassie. EAT THE MEAT FOR FABIO!!

Motor running yet?