E3 kicks off next week and in lieu of frying my pasty Caucasoid ass off in sunny Los Angeles, I'm spending the week strapped to my laptop, trying to explain to my roommate's cat why he can't eat Skittles.
The happy benefit of this arrangement, for everyone aside from the candy-starved cat, is that I'm also free to pass along all the trailers you're missing out on by being stuck in Oregon's most hedonistic city.
Expect more footage to follow as the week progresses, but here's a few of the already-launched clips to whet your appetite for pre-release hype.