For the heinous crime of "illegal entry," two U.S. journalists are sentenced to 12 years of hard labor in North Korea. OH, HELL NO!

Did President Obama order Gen. Ray Odierno to shave Stephen Colbert's head? Watch The Colbert Report in Baghdad all week!

Obama promises to create over 600,000 stimulus jobs—and none of them are at Wal-Mart!

The Supreme Court throws out a challenge to the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, reminding a gay former Army Captain that when it comes to justice, he "shouldn't ask for that, either."

Daycare fire in Mexico… too horrific to talk about.

A Tigard woman is murdered after allegedly answering a Craig's List ad for baby clothes. Again horrific.

Will new iPhone software be announced today? CUT AND PASTE! CUT AND PASTE! (Those who own an iPhone know what I'm talking about.)

This video is either gorgeous pictures of the moon as taken by the Japanese Kaguya probe, or a microscopic view of Miley Cyrus skin before she puts on her makeup. You be the judge!