So, um. I'm not exactly sure how to handle this one.

Okay. I have three pairs of tickets to the Tuesday, June 23 Broadway touring production of Rent (featuring original Broadway cast members! ! ! .... ). They're good seats, and I'll pass them along to the three people who leave the best comments here by Friday at 3 pm. Here are some topic ideas to get you started.

1. Musical theater
2. Landlords
4. Embarrassing shit that you loved so much when you were 15 that it's viscerally unpleasant to revisit it as an adult.

Oh, god. If you need me, I'll be sitting under my desk cradling TriviaCat and breathing rapidly into a paper bag.